August 29, 2005

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!!


Sean Combs, the mogul 'rapper', clothes designer, music producer, and Ashton Kutcher's best friend, (a/k/a Puff Daddy and a/k/a P. Diddy) has now changed his name to:


DIDDY


Upon advice from Prince, (who is also known for his many name changes) Diddy has stated that he will now only answer to his new name.

Diddy has exp
licitly expressed that no one may call him Sean John, Puffy, P. Diddy, my baby's daddy, or J. Lo's old-time hoe.




She used to be my bitch...uh, I mean my girl





Hey, Ashton...let's call ourselves the "Rat Pack"...I'll be Sammy and you can be Frank!














Are you sure this is my kid? Whatever...you're just after my bling bling...

No comments: