I always knew that Tom Cruise wanted to be the only one in the spotlight. He couldn't hack his marriage to Nicole Kidman because she is a better actor and he couldn't handle the competition.
Some men are drawn to women who only care about THEM. It's called narcissism, mid-life crisis, and a short man complex.
With Cruise and Holmes upping their public profile in recent days, tabloids have been all abuzz over the former Dawson's Creek star's very visible bump, prompting speculation into exactly how long she has been in the family way. (She's not saying.)
Meanwhile, back home in Ohio, Holmes' father, Martin, is reportedly extremely displeased that his daughter is pregnant without the benefit of first swapping vows, according to Life & Style Magazine
The magazine reports that the strict Catholic scolded the actress upon learning of her pregnancy, before telling Cruise, "You're no good!" The grandfather-to-be also reportedly demanded that the pair wed soon.
In other reports, when it comes time for the actress to give birth in several months, it has been suggested that
Holmes will attempt a silent labor in keeping with Scientology tradition.
(He's got her brainwashed now!)
The practice encourages mothers to be to forgo painkillers and to refrain from screaming or even talking as they bring their children into the world. Scientologists believe that the silence reduces trauma during birth and prevents irrational fears later in life.
Holmes and Cruise have not commented on how they plan to bring their offspring into the world. However, we're thinking Cruise better start practicing his silent couch-jumping routine, just in case.
Thanks a lot Tom...you gave me
herpes and now I have to marry you
because no one else wants a
tainted woman!
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