October 21, 2005

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!


Jacko summoned to Jury Duty!

The popster received a jury summons at his Neverland Ranch, just four months after a jury of his peers acquitted him of child-molestation charges. Despite the call to duty, it's unlikely that Jackson will respond to the summons.

The Gloved One's legal eagles were busy filing deferment papers, based on the fact that he has pulled up stakes and relocated to Bahrain. "He is permanently living outside of the United States," attorney Thomas Mesereau said Wednesday. Jackson has been enjoying the hospitality of Bahraini Crown Prince Abdullah since shortly after his June acquittal. Due to the Moonwalker's change of address, he will likely be excused from the summons. "All he has to do is show he has legal residency somewhere else and he'll be exempted," Jury Commissioner Gary Blair told the Associated Press.

Meanwhile, Jackson's most recent whereabouts and activities are, as ever, somewhat unclear.




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