November 15, 2005

DO YOU HAVE THE BIRD FLU?



The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:




1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What if you have the urge to shit on someone's head?