GIRLS GONE WILD? NOPE...TRY JOE GOES SUICIDAL

Poor Joe Francis...

Joe, don't you know what happens to the new guys who cry and whine first in prison? They are subjected to being passed around as "the new bitch"...and who knows? You may even have a new boyfriend named "teabag"! (Use your imagination...) But threatening to commit suicide because you broke MANY laws and knew it is pretty pathetic. Are you in the same camp at pathetic Paris? Are you both writing each other letters and crying over your demise?

Get used to that orange jumpsuit...it works well for you!

MAY 14--"Girls Gone Wild" boss Joe Francis has been having such a rough time in a Florida jail that he recently told a psychiatrist that suicide was a possibility if his imprisonment was prolonged.

The porn impresario, who this week finishes a 45-day sentence for criminal contempt, also told Dr. Ronald Markman that he was being housed with "all murderers" in his section of the Bay County lockup.

"I started freaking out and screaming, I couldn't breathe," said Francis. "I don't think I can handle this on a long-term thing--I'm not a criminal."

Markman, hired by Francis's defense team, interviewed the 34-year-old late last month and drafted the below report, which was filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Nevada. Markman concluded that while Francis was "clinically stable," he demonstrated "significant psychiatric issues" for which he has shunned treatment due to embarrassment.


During a two-hour interview, the inmate appeared to minimize his drug and alcohol use, Markman concluded. Francis denied using pot, claimed to have tried cocaine only a few times, and said he had one drink per week. (WHAT COMPLETE B.S.!!! I'm sure many can attest to his drinking and weed use. Once a liar, always a liar!) He also copped to trying mushrooms.


The psychiatric report was included in a defense filing seeking to have Francis expeditiously transferred from the Florida jail to Reno, Nevada, where he is to soon be arraigned on a federal indictment charging him with tax evasion.

Part of Psychiatric Report:

"…he did, however, express a potential for suicidal activity if his incarceration is prolonged. (Just like a little boy…if I don’t get my way I’ll hold my breath until I’m blue! Keep holding that breath, Joe. Throwing out suicidal threats won’t get you anywhere.)

There was no evidence of a psychotic process or thought disorder, though he demonstrated a rather authoritative demeanor. Judgment was generally adequate, though he acknowledged a lack of patience and understanding with the recent events that led to his incarceration. There was some evidence of social immaturity, while insight to his situation was rather marginal.

Based on this initial evaluation, I would make a preliminary diagnosis of:

AXIS I: Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder vs. Bipolar Disorder vs. Cyclothymic Disorder. Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety vs. Anxiety Disorder. R/O Polysubstance Abuse.

AXIS II: Personality Disorder, NOS (Not otherwise specified), with Immature Narcissistic Features

Click on links above for information on Bipolar Disorder, Cyclothymic Disorder, Adjustment Disorder, Personality Disorder and Narcissism.

While Francis petitioned to be allowed to travel from Florida to Nevada via commercial airliner, that request was rejected last week by a federal magistrate judge. Instead, Francis, who usually travels via Lear jet, will fly cross-country on "ConAir", the no-frills (and often circuitous) prisoner transport service operated by the U.S. Marshals Service.

Read the Entire Psychological Report at: The Smoking Gun