11 Great Ways To Get Revenge...
1. Revenge on a neighbor - write a nasty message on your target's lawn in weed killer, they'll never get rid of the bald patches.
2. Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid.
3. When your roommate goes away, water his/her carpet and sow mustard and cress seeds for a lush shag pile.
4. Revenge on a neighbor - replace weed killer with plant food - they'll curse their green fingers.
5. Float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in your neighbor's pool.
6. Get as many alarm clocks as possible, set them for different times throughout the night and hide them on your roommate's room.
7. Revenge on golfers - put dog crap in golf holes...
8. Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your enemy's home and wait for the guests to arrive... (I've actually DONE this...)
9. Place a singles ad with your ex's phone number in newspapers and websites...
10. Subscribe your enemy to every form of junk mail you can lay your hands on, the more embarrassing the better... (I have also done this...it was a mailing for "STOP BEDWETTING".)
11. Subscribe your ex to all sorts of weird sex magazines but send them to his neighbor's...
2. Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid.
3. When your roommate goes away, water his/her carpet and sow mustard and cress seeds for a lush shag pile.
4. Revenge on a neighbor - replace weed killer with plant food - they'll curse their green fingers.
5. Float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in your neighbor's pool.
6. Get as many alarm clocks as possible, set them for different times throughout the night and hide them on your roommate's room.
7. Revenge on golfers - put dog crap in golf holes...
8. Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your enemy's home and wait for the guests to arrive... (I've actually DONE this...)
9. Place a singles ad with your ex's phone number in newspapers and websites...
10. Subscribe your enemy to every form of junk mail you can lay your hands on, the more embarrassing the better... (I have also done this...it was a mailing for "STOP BEDWETTING".)
11. Subscribe your ex to all sorts of weird sex magazines but send them to his neighbor's...
3 comments:
Michelle-
You have actually done 2 of those revenges?
Ok, ok...yes, I admit I had a wild streak during my younger years.
I did this stuff in college...it's not like I did it yesterday. HA!
I have a good one I did. I had a jerks phone disconnected. Called up pretended I was them and said I was moving. I gave a special code that only I knew to reference the disconnect. This way asshole could not call up and reconnect.
Not without a lot of crap...hehe...that felt good. Especially since the phone was in my name and they kicked me out for no reason with no place to go...so that was my revenge!
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