Hey...have you seen my penis pump?I can't seem to find it anywhere!
What? Did you take it from me?
C'mon...what did you do with it?
Don't play with me bitch...give it back! I need my fix!
Please put this freak away immediately. Register him as a sex offender after he's spent some 'quality' time with the boys in jail. Let him see what it's like on the 'inside', so to speak. After that, maybe he'll think twice about pleasuring himself in public.
I have no tolerance for sexual deviants. Doing such things in one's own home is none of my business, but not in the Court of law where my tax dollars go to pay his salary.
The Dirty Tales of Judge Pervert and His Magical Penis Pump
I have no tolerance for sexual deviants. Doing such things in one's own home is none of my business, but not in the Court of law where my tax dollars go to pay his salary.
The Dirty Tales of Judge Pervert and His Magical Penis Pump
A sex toy, graphic photos and even audiotapes could be in evidence next week as an Oklahoma judge faces charges that he masturbated on the bench while presiding over cases.
Retired District Court Judge Donald Thompson, 58, could get as many as 10 years in prison on each of three counts of indecent exposure if convicted, and would be required to register as a sex offender.
Retired District Court Judge Donald Thompson, 58, could get as many as 10 years in prison on each of three counts of indecent exposure if convicted, and would be required to register as a sex offender.
The charges stem from court personnel, jurors and trial witnesses who claim to have seen Thompson masturbate and use a sexual device known as a "penis pump" while presiding over two murder trials and one civil trial in 2003 in his Creek County courtroom.
Creek County court reporter Lisa Foster told police she saw Thompson attach the pump to his penis while court was in session and operate the device, "causing air pumping sounds" in open court, according to a police report.
Several jurors from the May 2003 trial provided similar statements to police, likening the noise to the sound of "pumping up an inflatable chair, or a hemorrhoid donut," a blood pressure cuff or a bicycle pump.Others witnesses claimed to have seen changing facial expressions from the judge "in conjunction with the air noises and the movement of the judge's right arm."
From the witness stand in an August 2003 murder trial, Sapulpa Police Sergeant Michael Reed said he observed a tube between the judge's legs and heard pumping sounds followed by a zipping noise, the report states. Reed told police that, during the lunch break, he looked beneath Thompson's bench and found the device.
Against defense objections, special Judge C. Allen McCall allowed prosecutors to introduce the sex toy into evidence for witnesses to identify. (I'm sure that will be very interesting...hopefully they will see this BEFORE lunch...) Jurors will also hear about an alleged second pump as evidence of a pattern of behavior exhibited by Thompson, who stepped down in August 2004 after 23 years of service, which included a stint as chief judge of the district.
McCall, is also considering a prosecution request to introduce pictures of an erect penis seized from the judge's computer for the witnesses to identify. He has also not yet decided if he will permit jurors to hear an audio recording of the trials in question, during which prosecutors claim the "whooshing" sound of the device can be heard. (I can happily say I've never heard the sound of a penis pump. These jurors are getting a free porn lesson!)
When Thompson retired, he avoided a trial to remove him from the bench on allegations of judicial misconduct and "moral turpitude." By doing so, he was able to collect on his reportedly $88,000 pension. If convicted, his pension will be revoked.
Thompson's lawyer, Clark Brewster, acknowledges that his client kept the pump behind the bench as part of a collection of knickknacks that he often "fiddled" with during breaks, among them a stress ball, a shoeshine kit and handheld games. "It was a gag gift that was never operational," Brewster told Courttv.com. "He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench." (Yeah, right...that's what they all say...)
2 comments:
Seriously, how stupid is this guy? What in God's name made him think it was even appropriate to keep the damn thing behind his desk at all???? Stress ball, shoe shine kit and penis pump...yeah that is what EVERYONE keeps at their desks. And how could he be paying attention to what was going on in the court room while he was using that thing? Could this now be grounds for some criminals to get new trials?
Not all men are perverts like this, but it is a known biological fact that the majority of men are lead by their sexual needs.
That is why we have to be careful of men like this--potential sexual predators!
Just because he's a judge/lawyer, doesn't make him a saint or better than the common person. He obviously has some serious issues that need to be professionally assessed.
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